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Griddy Griddy Bang Bang
Justin Jefferson joined some elite company, Christian McCaffrey is out for the year, Kirk Cousins threw four—yes, four—interceptions, Justin Tucker keeps missing kicks, Aaron Rodgers could be done in New York after this season, and the Commanders are considering bringing back the Redskins logo.
Feast Mode Activated 🦃
Saquon rushed for 255, the Bears lost their fifth straight, the Bucs carved up ‘Tommy Cutlets’, Aaron Rodgers may be out in New York, Jared Goff keeps setting records, Rex Ryan wants to coach the Jets again, and we learned who the Hall of Fame Class of 2025 semifinalists are.
Leave the Gun, Take the W: Bills Mafia Triumphs 🔫🏆
It’s ‘Tommy Cutlets’ time in NY, the Bills win in an instant classic over the Chiefs, the Lions continue to roll, Geno says ‘goodnight’, the Steelers kicked six field goals (and won), Jared Goff makes his case for MVP, Belichick reportedly wants to return to coaching in 2025, Netflix gears up for Christmas games, and Doug Pederson may be open to work soon.
Hail Mary, Full of Thrills👼🏈
Jayden Daniels stuns with heroic Hail Mary, the Jets are a tire fire (again), the Lions continue to carve up the competition, Anthony Richardson took himself out of the game on a crucial 3rd down, and a new study revealed that NFL players consume 80,000 Uncrustables per year 🤯
Saquon Soars, Punches Fly👊, and the Panthers Plummet🐾⬇️
Saquon finished with more yards than the Giants’ entire offense, Trent Williams was ejected for throwing a punch, Deshaun Watson tore his Achilles, the Chiefs are the NFL’s only remaining unbeaten, and the Panthers have put together the worst 7-game stretch since 1920.
Jerry's House of Horrors
The Cowboys suffered their worst loss since 1988, Jordan Love throws FOUR touchdowns, the Bears crushed the Jags in London, the Browns’ defense outscored their offense, Roger Goodell hinted at a Super Bowl overseas, ‘Beast Mode’ could be running for mayor of Oakland, and DE Aidan Hutchinson suffered a season-ending injury 🙏.
Darnold's Revenge Tour Rolls On
The Vikings are 4-0 while Sam Darnold is putting together an MVP-season, the Eagles get embarrassed, tensions are rising between Aaron Rodgers and Robert Saleh, the Bengals get their first win (finally), Jayden Daniels shines again, and are Daniel Jones and Trevor Lawrence the same quarterback? 🤔
All Hail King Henry
Andy Dalton lights it up, Malik Willis gets his revenge, King Henry gashes the Cowboys for 151-yards, Dolphins legend Mercury Morris passes away, the Chiefs once again win amid a controversial call, and we take a look at the dreaded high ankle sprain and its impact on player performance.
Texans Survive Bear-ly Watchable Slog-fest
Caleb Williams got roughed up on SNF, Tua is not considering retirement, the Jags “suck” according to Trevor Lawrence, Christian McCaffrey could miss six weeks on IR 😭, things go from bad to worse for Deshaun Watson, and we take a deep dive into the NFL’s concussion protocol.